Introducing our Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt, crafted for anyone earning straight A’s in chaos. Featuring a bold faux university crest with a spilled drink and the words “Majoring in Regret,” this tee speaks fluent college — from 8 a.m. hangovers to 11:59 p.m. submissions.
Whether you're skipping class, tailgating, or just living your best barely-passing life, this shirt is the ultimate flex.
Why You’ll Love It:
Iconic faux college seal design
Funny, relatable, and perfect for gifting
Built for bar crawls, lazy days, or finals week breakdowns
Product Features:
No side seams = cleaner fit and less fabric waste
Ribbed knit collar keeps shape wear after wear
Shoulder tape prevents stretch and adds structure
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for comfort that lasts
Ethically produced with U.S. cotton, certified safe
